[SPOTLIGHT] Introducing… W13 (by Headman)

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Jul 282014
 

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From the books of Headman:

“Welcome wrestling fans to W13, the official fantasy wrestling league of OG13!
Some of you may be familiar with our predecessor the HWF which recently ended it’s three and a half year run on July, 26th 2014.

Well if you enjoyed the HWF you haven’t seen anything yet! Unlike the HWF where players were usually assigned gimmicks and portrayed using their OG13 handles the W13 will allow our “Handler’s” to create their own original wrestlers. As a handler you will also come up with your own gimmick and have the option of pitching your own storylines, rivalries, spots for matches and just about anything else you can think of.

In real life professional wrestling most of the creative direction comes from the writers and bookers. That will still be the case here, but just like in pro-wrestling the talent (That’s you.) is encouraged to come up with ideas of their own for how their character’s should be portrayed. If you have an idea for a rivalry that you think will captivate the W13 audience then by all means pitch it! Of course not all ideas can be used. As the booker I will serve as the filter, but will do my best to see to it that your creative needs are met. After all, this isn’t just my story… It belongs to all of us.

So what’s involved in joining W13? Well I’m glad you asked! “

* belt stolen from the Internet, and does not depict the w13 product

Click HERE to learn about W13.

Click HERE to join.

Click HERE to discuss!

 

Kayfabe Presents: OGW Friday Night War!!! (Wrestling)

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Aug 312013
 

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Hot off the dissension following SummerSpam, Kayfabe has had enough of Head McMahon’s politics, and has taken a significant portion of the roster with him to create OGW! Lines are being drawn in the sand, and sides are being chosen. When the war starts, and blood stains the street red, which side of the battle will you be found on?

From the desk of Kayfabe:

Welcome everyone to the premiere episode of Friday Night War!!! This is the home of OGW: A Very Different Kind of Internet Wrestling Federation, and I am the voice of OGW, Red Herring! Let’s get the show underway…

What’s this? Looks like there’s a van parked outside…

That must be the Macho Van!!! Does that mean Macho Van has really decided to follow the EXODUS from the HWF to OGW? Hopefully we’ll find out tonight.

Right now, let’s turn our attention to the ring where it looks like the HWF’s tag team champions, BRUTAL KNIVES, have taken center stage. Rambo’s Hunting Knife has the stick and I think he’s going to talk. Let’s listen in…

Rambo’s Hunting Knife: “I want, what you want, what everyone wants… For my country, to love me, as much as I, love my country… Eternian Wrecking Crew… get your asses in here… because me and Brutal Beatdown, are putting our tag team championship straps, on the line, just so we can get a piece of you…

Tough talk from the tag team champions. Will the Eternian Wrecking Crew respond? Click below to read more!

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HWF Presents: Clash in the Klondike!

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Jun 242013
 

From the legal team of Headman, Headman, and Headman:

We’re live in Canada and the crowd is a lively one tonight!

We begin by going right to our main event!

Here we go folks! A match to see who will be facing Darkwise for the HWF championship at A REAL AMERICAN BASH!

MAIN EVENT!

STEEL CAGE MATCH!
Winner takes on Darkwise at A REAL AMERICAN BASH!

The Ultimate Kayfabe -vs- Van Hammer w/ Maple Jack

Both men are locked inside the cage and the bell sounds.

Van jumps Kayfabe at the start of the match but the ultimate one starts shaking the ropes like a wild man which makes him impervious to pain.

Kayfabe blocks a punch then delivers a punch that knocks Van on his ass…

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[ TALK TRASH ]

Jun 102013
 

From the desk of Headman:

HWF Presents:

SPECIAL ED SPANISH CLASS 2013!

Featuring…

MAIN EVENT

HWF CHAMPIONSHIP!

The MonkeyKing (c) w/ Queen B -vs- “THE ULTIMATE” Kayfabe -vs- Darkwise -vs- Wormser

B/S/T CHAMPIONSHIP!

RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH!
Firefly9145 (c) -vs- Jericho Noleski

13 CHAMPIONSHIP!

The Batman (c) -vs- CNF Punk

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

Gravely Troubled (c) -vs- The Statement

FLYING PONY PRINCESS CHAMPIONSHIP!

Van Hammer (c) w/ Maple Jack -vs- The winner of next week’s #1 contender match!

2 ON 3 HANDICAP MATCH!

Darthdrew13 & Marine-76 -vs- Krisk, Ozzie92 & Joefan76

And much more!

[ CLICK TO VIEW THE RESULTS ]

[ CLICK TO DISCUSS ]

Apr 142013
 

HISSAMANIA III
The Single Biggest Event of All Time! 

Who will walk away as HWF Champion, Headman or Kayfabe???

From the desk of Headman:

 Video Viper’s theme music hits! WTF Video Viper is kicking off Hissamania?

Video Viper heads to the ring with his personal camera man. He says HWF must have made a mistake not putting him in a match for Hissamania III so he’s sure they won’t mind if he puts himself in one.

VV issues an open challenge to anyone in the locker room.

Blue Blazer’s music hits and out comes the Blazer.

The Blazer says he’d be happy to take VV on at the biggest event of the year.

Just then Wondra’s music hits and the strangest super star in HWF makes his way to the ring.

[ CLICK TO VIEW THE RESULTS!]

[ CLICK TO TALK TRASH !]

Mar 042013
 

From the mind of Headman:

TOURNAMENT FINALS!

DaveViper & Indiana Joe -vs- The Eternian Wrecking Crew

HAIR VS HAIR!
Winner gets a spot in the DEF Chamber match!

The Odinson -vs- Bandonov w/ Hugo

13 CHAMPIONSHIP!

Jericho Noleski (c) -vs- Bitetheasp

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

Unclassified & Van Hammer -vs- The Eternian Wrecking Crew

Non-Stipulation Match

Uninvited Ghost -vs- !!Snake_Eyes!! w/ KingofPain26

TROLL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

“Kool-Aid” Kayfabe (c) -vs- PitViper

Non-Stipulation Match

Starbuck -vs- RogueWingnut

DEF CHAMBER MATCH!
Winner headlines Hissamania!

Serpymatt -vs- Darkwise -vs- “Kool-Aid” Kayfabe -vs- The Odinson -vs- Gyrapados -vs- Video Viper

HWF CHAMPIONSHIP!
Crown vs Belt!

Headman (c) -vs- The MonkeyKing /w Queen B

[ CLICK TO VIEW ]

[ CLICK TO DISCUSS ]

Jan 302013
 

From the desk of Head McMahon, and the evil genius of Headman:

HWF presents… The 2013…

ROYAL RUMBLE!

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! LADDER MATCH! The Jersey Syndicate -vs- The Statement (c)

HWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! Gyrapados (c) -vs- Bitetheasp

STREET FIGHT! Darkwise -vs- !!Snake_Eyes!! w/ KingofPain26

13 CHAMPIONSHIP! Jericho Noleski (c) -vs- Video Viper

SPAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Serpymatt (c) -vs- Kayfabe

HWF CHAMPIONSHIP! 30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH

[ CLICK TO VIEW /DISCUSS / WRESTLE!! ]

Jan 022013
 

From the office of Head McMahon:

“The show begins with Head McMahon welcoming the fans to the Winter Classic “Star Brigade Cade“!

Out comes Kayfabe and his cronies.

Kayfabe boasts that he’s been undefeated since he arrived here several months ago and says that Head Mcmahon should just go ahead and make him the 30th man in next months Royal Rumble based on his superior record.

Head Mcmahon tells him if he makes it past The Odinson, he’ll think about it.

Odinson’s music hits and it looks like we’re ready for our opening match of the night! ”

[ CLICK TO VIEW RESULTS! ]

Dec 112012
 

From the desk of Steel:

“In 2002, the WWE brought up a new talent from OVW, a developmental, minor league of sorts for Professional Wrestlers preparing for the grand stage of the WWE Spotlight.

At 6′ 3″, 265 pounds, Brock Lesnar was already a force to be reckoned with, having an established amateur wrestling career as a 2-Time NJCAA All-American, NJCAA Heavyweight Champion, 2-Time NCAA All-American, 2-Time Big Ten Conference Champion and NCAA Heavyweight Champion. He burst on the scene in the WWE, mowing down everyone in his path. For almost a year, he said nothing..not a word during any promo from the South Dakota farmboy turned-Superstar, as he began to rise among the ranks. Brock, dubbed “The Next Big Thing” was indeed bigger than most other wrestlers with a technical arsenal to match.

After beating the likes of Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Undertaker and many other top names, as well as attaining the coveted World Heavyweight Championship, Brock decided to abruptly leave the WWE and the world of Sports Entertainment to pursue other ventures. At heart, he was a private family man and did not enjoy the lifestyle and rigors required to be a WWE Superstar, let alone the face of the company. After a stint in the UFC as their MMA World Heavyweight Champion, Brock came back to be come the “Next Biggest Thing” this time around. Brock is featured in Mattel’s Basic series 25 in the line for the very first time:”

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Nov 112012
 

FROM THE DESK OF STEEL:

 YES! YES! YES!

NO! NO NO!

Anyone that knows the OG Staff, can attest to the fact that we do not sugarcoat or pad our reviews, features or content to please anyone. What you see, is what you get or in this case, what I see, is what I say. My personal goal in reviewing any item is to help provide you factual information to form your own conclusions & opinion about a product, to help you determine how best to spend your hard earned money from a Collector’s perspective.

 

[CLICK TO READ THE REVIEW NOW]

[Steel’s Riveting Reviews]

Oct 032012
 

From the desk of Headman:

In the aftermath of SummerSpam, and the build up of Monday night’s weekly shows, what does Head McMahon and the HWF universe have in store for the HWF Universe (hey, we are wrestlers, not entertainers!)?

Step inside and watch the drama unfold, as your favourite superstars unleash furious anger, stunning feats of agility, and graphic displays of oiled up brawling. Championships and careers are on the line!

This is HWF… and this is wrestling.

[CLICK FOR FULL RESULTS]

[CLICK TO DISCUSS]

Sep 112012
 

For those of you who don’t know Jerry “The King” Lawler had a heart attack while commentating on last night’s RAW. THIS IS NOT A WORK AND VERY REAL! It was reported that he will be getting a stint for his heart today.We here at the OG13 wish all the best to Jerry and will keep him in our thoughts and prayers! UPDATE- apparently the procedure was done last night and The King is recovering today!

From WWE.COM:

Jerry “The King” Lawler suffered a heart attack while commentating during last night’s broadcast of Monday Night Raw in Montreal. We are hopeful Jerry makes a full recovery and returns to WWE in the near future. Our thoughts are with Jerry and his family.

pwinsider.com and MemphisSport.com reported that Jerry Lawler’s girlfriend, , Lauryn McBride, posted the following on her Facebook Page:

“Thanks everyone for your thoughts and prayers. It has been confirmed that Jerry did have a heart attack…he is in stable condition and breathing on his own & heart is stable. I’m getting on the first flight out of here to be with him & will keep everyone posted. He is a strong man and we will get him back at his best as soon as I can get him home! I love you so so much baby!!”


Jerry Lawler is the King of Professional Wrestling having held over 124 world titles! He is a legend both in the ring and at the announce table. For more information about Jerry “The  King” Lawler please visit the following links:

Jerry’s WWE.COM Profile

Jerry’s Wikipedia Profile

And check The King out on Youtube

Jerry Lawler

“It’s Good to Be King!”

Also if you have twitter tweet #prayforlawler

Aug 242012
 

SUMMERSPAM is over and it’s an event that most won’t soon forget. Here was the card:

SUMMERSPAM!

TITLE FOR TITLE!
HWF World Champion TofuNinja -vs-SPAM Champion Hollywood Van Hammer w/ ChariJoe

Plus!

NO HOLDS BARRED!
Headman -vs- C.I.A.D.

LAST MAN STANDING IN HELL
Echo7Solo -vs- Serpymatt

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
The Insiders (c) -vs- Lody & Wormser
(If Lody or Wormser intentionally cost their team the match neither will get a singles shot again!)

WAR GAMES
The Batman, W.A.R.W.O.L.F., Uninvited Ghost & TJ Bang -vs- PitViper, !!Snake-Eyes!!, Darkwise & The Chosen One!

B/S/T CHAMPIONSHIP!
Bluebikerboy1 (c) -vs- DaveViper

TITLE SHOT VERSUS CAREER!
Gyrapados -vs- Steel

KISS MY FOOT MATCH!
Bandonov -vs- The MonkeyKing w/ Queen B

Gyre-Viper -vs- Bitetheasp

Capt. Grid-Iron -vs- Starbuck!

[CLICK HERE FOR THE RESULTS!]

BUT THE ACTION DOESN’T STOP THERE……..

Don’t forget to check out HWF13 tonight! Here’s the confirmed lineup:

BATTLE ROYAL FOR #1 CONTENDER SPOT FOR THE SPAM TITLE

B/S/T Title Defense!

Gyrapados (Selfish Generation) -vs- TofuNinja (Champion) for the World Heavyweight Title

Plus what does ICON have in store for HWF?

Aug 072012
 

From the desk of Head McMahon:

“Just because I’m on vacation doesn’t mean the HWF is! First show is up and posted.

MONDAY NIGHT HEADTANK!

The show begins with Head Mcmahon standing in the ring. Mcmahon trash talks the old network and welcomes the fans to HWF on OG13!  Mcmahon then says HWF won’t skip a beat. The road to SUMMER SPAM continues! “

 

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